Quotes about Pets on Boats

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley

"Dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you." - Mary Bly

You call your cat "sweet-pea" - everyone else calls it "the cat from h*ll".

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." - Dereke Bruce

Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

You call it the nav table - kitty knows it as "the bowling alley." (William J.Thomas)

That WAS your favourite place to sit. Move on. - William J.Thomas

You say,"Get down!" Your pet hears "Mboep bhon!"