Joke from the net, modified for boaters...
70° Fahrenheit / 21° C
Floridians turn off their air conditioners,
Canadians turn on .
50° Fahrenheit / 10° Celsius
Floridians dig out their sweaters,
Canadian "snowbirds" cruise the ICW in bikinis.
40° Fahrenheit / 4° Celsius
U.S. weathermen talk about the "cold",
Canadians have the last sail of the season.
30° Fahrenheit / -1° Celsius
American water freezes,
Canadians drive with the windows down.
20° Fahrenheit / -7° Celsius
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat,
Florida orange growers panic,
Canadians put away the barbeque.
-20° Fahrenheit / -1° Celsius
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole,
Ottawa canal opens for skating.
-173° Fahrenheit / -114° Celsius
Ethyl alcohol freezes,
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the beer keg.
-460° Fahrenheit / -273° Celsius
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops,
Canadians start saying "cold eh?"
-500° Fahrenheit / -295° Celsius
Hell freezes over,
Toronto Maple Leafs win Stanley Cup.