How to identify a Canadian boater!

He knows what a Robertson screwdriver looks like.

She knows how fast a 15 km/h speed limit is.

He takes a "two-four" to a party.

She wears thongs on her feet.

He leaves a "loonie" as a tip in the coffee shop.

She drinks pop, not soda.

He dreams of cruising somewhere the water doesn't get hard in winter.

She knows the French equivalent of "sugar-free" from reading bilingual cans.

He thinks everyone has a holding tank... don't they?

She wishes she could get a "double double" delivered to the anchorage.

He may say ‘boot' instead of ‘boat'.

She owns a serious wool boating sweater due to childhood frostbite.

He doesn't shoot tourists.   (It's a joke eh!)

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