Boating Jokes

Etiquette: Marine custom establishes a code of social behavior and nautical courtesy for every conceivable occasion. When one sailboat passed another, it was customary for the captain of the passing boat to make a bladder-like sound with his lips and tongue, and for the captain of the passed boat to return the courtesy by offering a smart salute consisting of a quick upward motion of the right hand with the middle digit extended. {Please remember this is a joke page!}